Web geek stuff, pictures, and videos of cats.Tumblr (3.0; @pattyman)http://blog.patricksimkins.com/“@digitalexi: Dear North Carolina, Fuck You. Kisses, Alex.”<br/><br/> - <em>from <a href="http://bit.ly/KDYKxL">http://bit.ly/KDYKxL</a></em>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/22697531338http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/22697531338Tue, 08 May 2012 20:22:32 -0700“@IanRVA: Hey @GovernorVA, Just saw a woman walking around. Are you going to allow this to continue??”<br/><br/> - <em>from <a href="http://bit.ly/x5a0jM">http://bit.ly/x5a0jM</a></em>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/18961954578http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/18961954578Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:07:14 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xxIHC2sM5P0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hi internet! I just finished working on these videos for Toyota. They’ve got Peter Serafinowicz in them, and were directed by Jason Wolliner from Human Giant. If you dig ‘em, do me a favor and post them to your social netgroups.</p> <p>More here:<br/> <a href="http://youtu.be/eylaZDC0SLM">http://youtu.be/eylaZDC0SLM</a><br/> <a href="http://youtu.be/C6TsnWog26k">http://youtu.be/C6TsnWog26k</a><br/> <a href="http://youtu.be/--dCM0oS0e8">http://youtu.be/—dCM0oS0e8</a></p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15315075107http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15315075107Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:33:08 -0800<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/34340906" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is melting my brain right now.</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15314776661http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15314776661Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:26:55 -0800“@cwiggins: In #skyrim it’s easy to confuse a bottle of wine with the Potion of Ultimate Healing. Just like in real life.”<br/><br/> - <em>from <a href="http://bit.ly/tLsaGq">http://bit.ly/tLsaGq</a></em>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15152512083http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/15152512083Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:52:22 -0800“@BrettBakerTV: I wish work commodes had lids. Don’t like pulling my jeans down just to sit and cry.”<br/><br/> - <em>from <a href="http://bit.ly/tUzgK2">http://bit.ly/tUzgK2</a></em>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/12844101556http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/12844101556Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:22:36 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltshg3UfKC1qzscz3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What I intended to dress up as today on the left (Johnny Depp’s character from Once Upon a Time in Mexico). What people think I am on the right (a crying vampire).</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/12039493169http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/12039493169Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:45:39 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MnSCkpHGqz0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/11953120936/johnny-depp-meets-ricky-gervais-and-tim-allen-is" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Johnny Depp meets Ricky Gervais and Tim Allen is referenced … what else do you want me to say?</p></blockquote> <p>Apparently I need to be watching this show.</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/11955754188http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/11955754188Wed, 26 Oct 2011 11:24:34 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UfcNoMnKjrY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is, without a doubt, the only time I’ve been able to sit through this song.</p> <p>(Thanks <a href="http://twitter.com/beckicupcake">Becki</a>!)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/11955508701http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/11955508701Wed, 26 Oct 2011 11:15:48 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EnrwrwMfNSs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Put a camera on a helicopter blade, and you can apparently bend space and time.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/khoxy/attaching_a_camera_to_a_helicopter_rotor_a/">via</a>.)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/10285771189http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/10285771189Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:14:33 -0700“@hotdogsladies: Whenever I watch someone Hi-Liting something in a book, I mentally hear them yelling, “This is something I Hi-Lited in a book!””<br/><br/> - <em>from <a href="http://bit.ly/p0iu1K">http://bit.ly/p0iu1K</a></em>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/10218048216http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/10218048216Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:07:45 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iRZ2Sh5-XuM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just a normal guy doing some normal walking!</p> <p>(Thanks, Nick.)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9937131664http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9937131664Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:03:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5EUTEPFq5iQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Apparently this is not the first one of these they’ve made. If that’s true, you have some explaining to do, Internet. Why am I just seeing these?</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9607543988http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9607543988Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:36:20 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fXbBA1DRE84?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Wacom Inkling.</p> <p>Yes, please.</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9593407611http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9593407611Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:31:07 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EVZI_MI63_0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hamish Blake –– Ultimate Wingman.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jz06e/ultimate_wingman/">via</a>.)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9591934884http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9591934884Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:41:46 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WnzlbyTZsQY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Two AI Chatbots have a conversation. I could watch a series of these.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jxxit/cleverbot_vs_cleverbot_strangely_hypnotic/">via</a>.)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9560085087http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9560085087Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:05:57 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FuPeGPwGKe8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Stephen Fry in Alabama. It’s almost like watching a nature documentary about your own country.</p> <p>(<a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/08/21/culture-shock-of-the-day-2/">via</a>.)</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9260901178http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/9260901178Mon, 22 Aug 2011 12:53:41 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27260633" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>15 billion frames per second. What? No, I’m pretty sure I’m right. 15 billion. Don’t Google it. Just trust me – it’s 15 billion.</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8871449214http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8871449214Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:50:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps8lkLKRZ1qzscz3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Aww yeaaaaaaah.</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8792197103http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8792197103Thu, 11 Aug 2011 14:20:08 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27364061" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hugel.tumblr.com/post/8659081763" class="tumblr_blog">hugel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Strange Bedfellows #1 - The Mug</b><br/><br/> Presenting <a href="http://www.facebook.com/strngbdfllws">Strange Bedfellows</a> #1. It is so fulfilling to finally be able to show this off to people, and the reaction that we’ve gotten thus far has been extremely positive. David Marie-Garland, John Reaves, Nathan Plummer and <a href="http://vimeo.com/jbvtran">Joey Tran</a> and I had a great time and spent countless hours working on this. Thanks to <a href="http://nosupervision.tumblr.com">Adam Juresko</a> for the artwork, <a href="http://heartkatia.tumblr.com">Katia</a> for the food, Bikes, Books and Beyond for letting us shoot there. We’re working out the logistics to make more of these soon and perhaps we’ll be lucky enough to show at the next Channel 101 NY or LA screenings. If that were to happen, we’d need your (yes you, NY and LA) help in voting. <br/><br/>Either way stay tuned for more to come.</p></blockquote> <p>My buddy Hugel put this awesomeness together. Watch it!</p>http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8788322068http://blog.patricksimkins.com/post/8788322068Thu, 11 Aug 2011 12:39:54 -0700hugelrvacomedyscreenwritingvideoWeb series